What's for Breakfast?
A mother and father were frustrated with their two boys that had developed a foul mouth from being around kids at school. The Father told his wife, "I know what my father would do if I used words our sons are using. He would grab us up and whip us with a belt. I believe that is the only thing that will work with these boys."
Being desperate, the mother said, "O.K., we will try that first thing Monday morning."
On Monday morning the first boy came down the stairs for breakfast. He sat down and the mother asked him what he wanted.
The boy said, "I guess I want those "blinkety blank" cornflakes. Without saying a word the father grabbed him and whipped him good with a belt.
The second boy had witnessed the event from the top of the stairs. The father looked up at him and said, "What do you want for breakfast?"
The second boy said, "I don't know, but I sure don't want any of those "blinkety blank" cornflakes."